The Irish Savant has a little fun with a very real phenomenon:
Writing in this month’s Lancet Prof. Myron Goldstein of Oxford University Medical School revealed the identification of a hitherto unclassified syndrome entitled Sudden Onset Dementia (SOD). As with Familial Hyperinsulinism and Nemaline Myopathy SOD uniquely impacts Ashkenazi Jews. Prof. Goldtein attributes this to millennia of unique Jewish sufferink. Unlike conventional dementia, SOD can strike at an extraordinarily early age, even as young as 55 in the case of Ernest (‘Deadly Ernest’) Saunders.
Signs and Symptoms: The onset is quite dramatic and appears to be precipitated by serious criminal accusations against the victim. This is followed by intense meetings with legal and PR advisers and the victim transferring assets to his family and Jewish charities.
Diagnosis: Empirical evidence suggests only Jewish medical staff are capable of successfully diagnosing the condition. Prof. Goldstein attributes this facility to a collective unconscious meme, evolved over millennia of unique Jewish persecution, which provides an empathy inaccessible to goyim.
Treatment: Highly satisfactory outcomes can be achieved through prompt and methodical treatment. This includes hefty donations to powerful political figures, the ‘vanishing’ of incriminating evidence from prosecution files, blackmail and plaintive cries of anti-Semitism.
Prognosis: With correct treatment the prognosis is excellent. The most celebrated recovery was undoubtedly that of Ernest Saunders who was literally back in business weeks after being freed from serious criminal charges. More recently accused paedophile Greville Jenner gave a complex speech to the Israeli Knesset despite being diagnosed with SOD a little more than a year earlier.
However there are disturbing indications that even the stupefied goyim are now beginning to ask awkward questions so complacency is not in order.
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To be fair, this phenomenon has been observed elsewhere. Alan Bond, the rascal corporate gamesman who funded Australia’s brazen winning of the America’s Cup in 1983 (aaahhh… how I remember…), in his Australian prosecution some years ago suffered terribly from poor memory, which seems to have recovered wonderfully to enable him to return to the business world, albeit a little less overtly, no doubt utilising the obfuscated funds that no amount of searching could uncover…
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